Kiddie Kink for Korean Kars

One side of ad: Mary Blair-type picture book fun. Other side: sex-dipped schoolgirl fantasy. Now you know why the suits in Advertising & Promotion make the big bux.

And people wonder why I got out of the advertising biz...

I LOLed

. . . and then I hurled. Seriously, when you need Cat Power* to sell a car that gets the same mileage as a SMARTcar you are doomed.

H/T Greg Gutfeld

Photos of The Volt (etc).

ALSO: This

*No, it's not Chan Marshall, but I am far out of touch with Indie-rock, so sue me.