Kiddie Kink for Korean Kars

One side of ad: Mary Blair-type picture book fun. Other side: sex-dipped schoolgirl fantasy. Now you know why the suits in Advertising & Promotion make the big bux.

And people wonder why I got out of the advertising biz...

Truth in Advertising

"Cheap and Ugly"

We could all go for a little more truth in our ads, and 66 MPG ain't bad -- take that SMART Car!